Winter of My Discontent

Ahem
[Clears throat]

Oh Internet Service
Oh Internet Service
Why hath thou been cut?

Oh internet service
Oh internet service
Why put me into a rut?

Is it because thy mailing system sucks?
My bills I doth not receive
Your claims of fixing it, I doth not believe


No blogging will I do
It's all thanks to you
Your service is a real big con
for online gaming n00bs shall not be pwned


As you laugh at my discontent in glee
no games, or looking at art of badassery


As you bastards roll around in thy money piles
there is no pictures, images, or sharing files

Oh Internet service
Oh Internet Service
Why hath thou tormented me so

Oh Internet Service
Oh Internet Service
Thy company shall burning in a thousand fires a glow

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I'm at a subway, using their free wifi...
Yeah..I'm pissed